It’s definitely in at least one textbook. Worded exactly like that.
G Dubz became the first president due to his extreme swag. Nobody opposed him in the elections because he would destroy them in vicious rap battles, ruining the reputation of his opponents and their Mommas.
I AM SLAIN, TINA. YOU HAVE SLAIN ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS THROUGH THE HEART. *flails* (Oh, God, and now I just imagined sweet Lafayette being his backup singer, wailing it out in Frenchy-English~) XDD
George, man, why can’t you go back to making your OLD stuff. This new crap… he just sold out man. He used to be about the MUSIC. Heard his next album is going to be all autotuned…
Brain… successfully broken. Never seeing Washington the same way again. XD awesome.
Glad I could help!
That….is….so……EPIC…..O_O……I….love….it!!!!
Awesome! Glad that you liked it! I was worried I’d lose readers, but it had to be done. Been planning this for a while.
Tina you can never loose me…EVER…lol
agreed, even with this happening.
This has wonderful comedic value. But seriously, WHYYYYY????
Haha, I’m so sorry. I promise it will be funny! I won’t destroy George Washington.
I trust you Tina. DON’T BETRAY ME! OwO
D: D: D:
THE PRESSURE!
…I really like George Washington, so I won’t make him a moron, I promise!
Huzzah! Not a moron! XD that’s all I ask.
You can make … stonewall jackson a moron. XD or a heavy metal dude. or both…
no keep him like this i love Washington all dub step like
.. that’s the Civil War :p
oops. whatever. you get my point.
really?! damn my bad
Imma let you finish, but the Green Mountain Boys had the best reveal of all time.
Man, I should have used that joke somewhere.
really, the crappiest music of all time
Haha, a lot of people still like it. I can only handle it in small doses. I try to appreciate all music, but I admit, rap is the hardest for me.
you dont have to ‘preciate it, you just have to brely tolerate it and hope it goes away, if not then blast your favorites louder
Haha.
rap is usually crap, but can be okay if it’s clever or just so bad that it’s funny. I find country music the most difficult to listen to.
Oh gosh. This is amazing. XD
Brilliant, Tina! Simply brilliant~
Yay! Glad that you like it. I’ve been so worried about this page. Thought people would be mad.
I am so NOT sorry for writing that rap and making you include it :D
G-G-G-G-G-G-G G-UUUUUUU-NITTTTT!
It’s not my fault you live and breathe G-DUB lyrics. This might be a deal breaker. ;)
Oh please, you got me writing one-liners for him! XD
…. and I am taking way too much joy in doing so.
Soooomuchfun
Why does this seem oddly appropriate?
Cuz fake teeth to grillz isn’t that far of a stretch.
And we all know G-Dub was pimp as hell. Pretty sure that’s a historical fact.
It’s definitely in at least one textbook. Worded exactly like that.
G Dubz became the first president due to his extreme swag. Nobody opposed him in the elections because he would destroy them in vicious rap battles, ruining the reputation of his opponents and their Mommas.
‘Cause I make a mockery out of my country’s most historically significant figures by default?
And, yeah, the GRILLZ are to substitute his fake teeth. I don’t think Washington ever smiled like he is on this page.
Why can’t I respect history???
….because it’s not funny.
I AM SLAIN, TINA. YOU HAVE SLAIN ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS THROUGH THE HEART. *flails* (Oh, God, and now I just imagined sweet Lafayette being his backup singer, wailing it out in Frenchy-English~) XDD
LOL. Don’t give me ideas! ;)
I was wondering when you’d put a rapper in…this is brilliant.
Thank you!
OMG….NOOO! D8{
:D
*cries*
Thats it!!!! I’m telling everyone about this comic!!!!!
Yay! Thank you! :D
George, man, why can’t you go back to making your OLD stuff. This new crap… he just sold out man. He used to be about the MUSIC. Heard his next album is going to be all autotuned…