Paul, you are so embarrassing!

Oysters are gross, but street food is the best part of NYC. Like gimme a dirty water dog any day. Filet mignon? No no. Dirty water dog? That’s the shit.

Outside of Massachusetts, you might not know what day it is, but I have the day off from work because it’s PATRIOT’S DAY! The most important holiday besides the ones where I get gifts. I’m going to celebrate this historic day with the great American pastime of sleeping until noon and doing nothing.