Page 23

Paul, you are so embarrassing! Oysters are gross, but street food is the best part of NYC. Like gimme a dirty water dog any day. Filet mignon? No no. Dirty water dog? That’s the shit. Outside of Massachusetts, you might not know what day it is, but I have the day off from work because it’s PATRIOT’S DAY! The most important holiday besides the ones where I get gifts. I’m going to celebrate this historic day with the great American pastime of sleeping until noon and doing nothing.

One thought on “Page 23

  1. Oysters and clams are the only seafood I won’t eat. Bleghp!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*