It’s definitely in at least one textbook. Worded exactly like that.
G Dubz became the first president due to his extreme swag. Nobody opposed him in the elections because he would destroy them in vicious rap battles, ruining the reputation of his opponents and their Mommas.
I AM SLAIN, TINA. YOU HAVE SLAIN ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS THROUGH THE HEART. *flails* (Oh, God, and now I just imagined sweet Lafayette being his backup singer, wailing it out in Frenchy-English~) XDD
George, man, why can’t you go back to making your OLD stuff. This new crap… he just sold out man. He used to be about the MUSIC. Heard his next album is going to be all autotuned…
40 thoughts on “Page 25”
Chris
Brain… successfully broken. Never seeing Washington the same way again. XD awesome.
Tina
Glad I could help!
Jesus
That….is….so……EPIC…..O_O……I….love….it!!!!
Tina
Awesome! Glad that you liked it! I was worried I’d lose readers, but it had to be done. Been planning this for a while.
Jesus
Tina you can never loose me…EVER…lol
xscythe7x
agreed, even with this happening.
This has wonderful comedic value. But seriously, WHYYYYY????
Tina
Haha, I’m so sorry. I promise it will be funny! I won’t destroy George Washington.
xscythe7x
I trust you Tina. DON’T BETRAY ME! OwO
Tina
D: D: D:
THE PRESSURE!
…I really like George Washington, so I won’t make him a moron, I promise!
xscythe7x
Huzzah! Not a moron! XD that’s all I ask.
You can make … stonewall jackson a moron. XD or a heavy metal dude. or both…
Jesus
no keep him like this i love Washington all dub step like
couchfort
.. that’s the Civil War :p
xscythe7x
oops. whatever. you get my point.
Jesus
really?! damn my bad
Robert S. Paul
Imma let you finish, but the Green Mountain Boys had the best reveal of all time.
Tina
Man, I should have used that joke somewhere.
josh
really, the crappiest music of all time
Tina
Haha, a lot of people still like it. I can only handle it in small doses. I try to appreciate all music, but I admit, rap is the hardest for me.
josh
you dont have to ‘preciate it, you just have to brely tolerate it and hope it goes away, if not then blast your favorites louder
Tina
Haha.
xscythe7x
rap is usually crap, but can be okay if it’s clever or just so bad that it’s funny. I find country music the most difficult to listen to.
Yellow
Oh gosh. This is amazing. XD
Brilliant, Tina! Simply brilliant~
Tina
Yay! Glad that you like it. I’ve been so worried about this page. Thought people would be mad.
couchfort
I am so NOT sorry for writing that rap and making you include it :D
G-G-G-G-G-G-G G-UUUUUUU-NITTTTT!
Tina
It’s not my fault you live and breathe G-DUB lyrics. This might be a deal breaker. ;)
couchfort
Oh please, you got me writing one-liners for him! XD
…. and I am taking way too much joy in doing so.
Soooomuchfun
Nicole
Why does this seem oddly appropriate?
couchfort
Cuz fake teeth to grillz isn’t that far of a stretch.
And we all know G-Dub was pimp as hell. Pretty sure that’s a historical fact.
xscythe7x
It’s definitely in at least one textbook. Worded exactly like that.
G Dubz became the first president due to his extreme swag. Nobody opposed him in the elections because he would destroy them in vicious rap battles, ruining the reputation of his opponents and their Mommas.
Tina
‘Cause I make a mockery out of my country’s most historically significant figures by default?
And, yeah, the GRILLZ are to substitute his fake teeth. I don’t think Washington ever smiled like he is on this page.
Why can’t I respect history???
….because it’s not funny.
NyxSchuyler
I AM SLAIN, TINA. YOU HAVE SLAIN ME WITH THIS AWESOMENESS THROUGH THE HEART. *flails* (Oh, God, and now I just imagined sweet Lafayette being his backup singer, wailing it out in Frenchy-English~) XDD
Tina
LOL. Don’t give me ideas! ;)
Rachel
I was wondering when you’d put a rapper in…this is brilliant.
Tina
Thank you!
rinipanini
OMG….NOOO! D8{
Littoria
:D
Kari
*cries*
Trisa
Thats it!!!! I’m telling everyone about this comic!!!!!
Tina
Yay! Thank you! :D
Dominic
George, man, why can’t you go back to making your OLD stuff. This new crap… he just sold out man. He used to be about the MUSIC. Heard his next album is going to be all autotuned…