Issue 1
$5.00

Collects the webcomic in full color from Page 1-24 of Issue #1. Also includes a special Johnny Tremain 3-Page bonus comic that will never appear online because it’s so embarrassing. It’s super special.

Dimensions: 6.625" x 10.25"
28 pages

Snickerdoodle Plush
$10.00

Each little demon dog is screen printed and handmade on white polar fleece. She has bark too. Squeeze her head and she squeaks! Hours of entertainment.

Dimensions: 6.5" x 10.5"

Willie’s Bandanna
$7.00

You could be a bad-ass, just like Willie. Well, except PETA may not be on your trail. This bandanna is hand screen printed and packaged most professionally with a totally rad Willie and Benedict sticker.

Dimensions: 21.5" x 21.5" (unfolded)

Paul & Snickerdoodle Tote Bag
$10.00

On the front side, a chibi Paul and Snickerdoodle strike a pose. On the back, the band name "The Paul Reveres" is printed with the web address. The artwork is fused onto the purple cotton canvas tote bag.

Dimensions: 15" x 15" | 24" handles

Benedict Tote Bag
$10.00

On the front side, a chibi Benedict stands with his tiny keytar. On the back, the band name "The Union Jack-Offs" is printed with the web address. The artwork is fused onto the black cotton canvas tote bag.

Dimensions: 15" x 15" | 24" handles

The Paul Reveres Band Patch
$1.00

Band logo is screen printed onto black canvas. Each patch is hand screened and cut, so each one is different. Patch can be pinned or sewed onto clothing, bags, your little brother, etc.

Dimensions: 4.5" x 2.25"

The Union Jack-Offs Band Patch
$1.00

Band logo is screen printed onto black canvas. Each patch is hand screened and cut, so each one is different. Patch can be pinned or sewed onto clothing, bags, things you take to school, etc. Kids: get this banned from your school. Your prize is nothing, except being awesome. Kids: Stop reading this comic! XD

Dimensions: 4.5" x 2.25"

Paul Magnet
$1.00

Chibi Paul is laminated and frozen in time forever. I slapped a hearty bit of magnet on the back so it sticks to metal stuff and doesn’t slide down the fridge like some of those other guys’ wimpy magnets. I’m lookin’ at you, other guys!

Dimensions: 3" x 3.5"

Snickerdoodle Magnet
$1.00

Snickerdoodle is printed on glossy photo paper and laminated like 5 times because I have an OC disorder. So you’ll be sure it’s of the highest quality laminated magnet, ever. There’s also a big strip of magnet on the back to ensure it will stay on your fridge forever, or until you move it.

Dimensions: 2.5" x 3.5"

Warren Magnet
$1.00

Warren will watch your booze in the fridge while you are away. Just don’t expect any to be left over when you get back. Each magnet is hand-made by me, so I’ve touched all of them for a long time, if that’s your thing. This product should be at least $1.00 more on that fact alone.

Dimensions: 2.5" x 3.75"

Benedict Magnet
$1.00

Benedict is small, yet mighty. His magnet version is of the same calibur. Benedict is printed on glossy photo paper, like the other magnets, and laminated with a strip of magnet on the back.

Dimensions: 2.25" x 3.75"